Archive for September, 2009

Where is 3rd World Holocaust Museum?

From an item in the RSS feed from a Hindu fundamentalist, Sandeep somebody, I got to the main article by Francois Gautier which talks about the Muslim conquests of India comparing it to the Jewish holocaust and arguing for the setting up of a “Hindu Holocaust Museum” by GHHF. Before I gather my thoughts on the bleeding hate-mongering and dripping hypocrisy, readers might be confused why I prefixed the big-H word with the big-J word. It is because, there have been many holocausts in the course of history. In fact, everyone alive must be aware of plunderings, inquisitions, conquests, occupations, genocides, massacres and what have you under some pretext or justification or support. As sick as it is, that is human species for you. The Jewish one is but a minor blip in the proceedings. Kind of like a patient with 3rd degree burns making a hue and cry about a mole. I salute the world media and Israel lobby (if indeed they are different) for making it as well known for it has achieved wide recall – although disproportionate – and much suffering continuing to this day and who knows for how long innocent people have to die for the folly of old Europe and stinking racism towards the rest of the world. This is good context for selected quotes from aforementioned pieces…

The Hindu Holocaust Museum is a project pioneered by Francois Gautier who has written about it on several occasions since the last six years. However, “secular” Vijay Prashad wakes up only now. Given his ideological propensities, Vijay Prashad naturally feels:
* No Hindu Holocaust. Largescale massacre of Hindus is exaggerated
* Islam didn’t spread in India through violence
* Hindus (Kings) were equally if not more violent than Muslim conquerors
* Hindus and Muslims regarded each other as brothers
Pretty much what we can expect from his ilk. One thing to state misleading assertions in casual conversation and another to actually present it as truth.

In other parts of Asia and Europe, the conquered nations quickly opted for conversion to Islam rather than death. But in India, because of the staunch resistance of the 4000 year old Hindu faith, the Muslim conquests were for the Hindus a pure struggle between life and death. Entire cities were burnt down and their populations massacred. Each successive campaign brought hundreds of thousands of victims and similar numbers were deported as slaves. Every new invader made often literally his hill of Hindu skulls. Thus the conquest of Afghanistan in the year 1000, was followed by the annihilation of the entire Hindu population there; indeed, the region is still called Hindu Kush, ‘Hindu Slaughter’. The Bahmani sultans in central India, made it a rule to kill 100.000 Hindus a year. In 1399, Teimur killed 100.000 Hindus IN A SINGLE DAY, and many more on other occasions. Koenraad Elst quotes Professor K.S. Lal’s “Growth of Muslim population in India”, who writes that according to his calculations, the Hindu population decreased by EIGHTY MILLION between the year 1000 and 1525. Probably the BIGGEST HOLOCAUST IN ENTIRE WORLD HISTORY. Recorded or otherwise.

Staggering numbers and arguments these. But, it is important to stop a moment and have a look at other historical crimes against humanity which have been committed and continue to be committed. In modern history, the massacre by the Turks of 1.5 millions Armenians, the several millions of Russians by Stalin, or the 1 million Tibetans by the Chinese communists, or the thousands killed and millions displaced in the so called “war on terror” and “spreading democracy” stints by the UN, er, USA, UK and their European slaves. These are historical facts which have all been denied by their perpetrators… But deny is not the exact word. They have been NEGATED in a thousand ways: gross, clever, outrageous, subtle, so that in the end, the minds of people are so confused and muddled, that nobody knows anymore where the truth is. As evidence, people feel that Chernobyl was a bigger disaster than the dropping of the atomic bomb by the allied forces in Japanese civilian territories of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It is hard to understand if the spin doctors are really clever or if the people are really stupid. It boggles the mind. Sometimes, it is the numbers that are negated or passed under silence: the Spanish conquest of South America has been one of the bloodiest and most ruthless episodes in history. Elst estimates that out of the population of native Continental South America of 1492, which stood at 90 million, only 32 million survived; terrible figures indeed but who talks about them today? Ditto with the conquest of North America and the wiping out of the native Red Americans who now live like refugees under a reservation system as the native Aboriginals in Australia and native Zulus of South Africa. A reader of Chomsky will immediately find several instances of grotesque crimes in Haiti, Vietnam, Bangladesh and so on. And I have not even started on the British Raj of India and that of imperial European powers like Netherlands, Belgium, France etc. who have combinedly created horrors like slave trade, apartheid, blood diamonds, ethnic cleansing etc. and now protect themselves with advanced military technologies and iron-clad immigration rules. Germany was a softie by these standards. Irrespectively, the 3rd world comprises of those countries which have been raped and wasted by imperialism. Why does not anybody talk about the source of wealth of rich countries which was achieved by bloodbath? Is repatriation being discussed at all?
I am sure there must be literature but the answer asked by Koenraad (a Belgian), Francois (a French) and Sandeep (a looney) of “Where is the Hindu Holocaust Museum?”, is quite simple. It is the wrong question. We, and not they, should be asking, “Where is the 3rd World Holocaust Museum?”. A moment of silence.

That said, before you go about seeking revenge or getting apologetic, I should say is that it is too easy for peoples to be playing the victim card. We need to look more deeply into the causes behind the demise of civilizations and countries and cultures. What was it about their civilization that made them vulnerable to outsider conquests? The reasons can no longer be solely attributed to an external cause but have to be looked within as well. I cannot comment on other cultures, but I sure can try to answer the India/Hindu question. One important reason for the fall of the Hindu civilization is the complete Hindu ignorance of Abrahamic faiths, most notably, the “religion of messiah” (Jewism), the “religion of love” (Christianity) and “religion of peace” (Islam). Hindus tend to look at another belief systems through an Indic lens, and attribute to it with the same spiritual value and goodness as their own. This attitude is touted as a virtue by some; in matter of fact it is stupidity. Islam and Christianity are not Sikhism and Jainism. Theologically, their absolutist truth claims are unappeasable except by unquestioning acceptance. Politically, they are exclusivist, expansionist faiths that feign a willingness to coexist only when in adversity. Their real aim is world domination and destruction of other faiths. Hindus never understood this, and still do not understand it. In fact, much of the 3rd world is nice and we all know the adage on how the race ends, dont we? I think I can speak for every 3rd world country here that the happiest people in this matter must be the first world countries and the missionaries of religion. They must be thinking, what fools these 3rd worlders are, they must be telling themselves: We killed them by the millions, we wrested whole nations out of them, we engineer riots and financial crises against them, and they still defend us and put us on the pedestal. If you can’t see the continuing folly of your ways, you are what is called a 3rd world country.

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30 September, 2009 at 22:53 1 comment

Uncle Sam and Iran Mullah – Nukes Talk

Sam: I want you to put a zip to your nuclear ambitions. Even civilian ones
Iran: Who the hell are you to dictate me? We have our own but wait, why?
Sam: Because I am supremo. I think you are building nuclear weapons
Iran: I most definitely am not. But what if I am? What are you gonna do about it?
Sam: I’ll beg, plead, bully, cajole, offer economic incentives and impose sanctions
Iran: Be my guest. I dont care. I have oil and gas and Allah
Sam: What good is all that if there no one is going to buy it? BTW, we have God
Iran: My Allah is going to beat the shit out of your God, the spirit and chicken son
Sam: So typical. Who won the Crusades? My God is more powerful
Iran: Yet it is the Zionists who have control of the holy land
Sam: Hmmm… that is interesting. The Jewish God is also on our side
Iran: This is getting a tad religious
Sam: You think? Let us get back to the topic
Iran: OK. You Yanks, French, Brits and Israelis have nukes. Why not poor me?
Sam: Because you are Iran. And I dont like it
Iran: I don’t get it. Please explain. A-B-C as easy as 1-2-3
Sam: Aww crap. This is futile
Iran: No it is not. We are getting somewhere
Sam: We should be bombing the heckuva out of you right now to the stone age
Iran: So, why are yapping about then?
Sam: We would not be having this conversation if you had nukes
Iran: Touche. We would NOT be having this conversation if I had nukes

Sam:(silence) Aha. So, you are building WMDs after all. Gotcha
Iran: Well, I dont know whether I am not piling them
Sam:(confused) You’re telling me you are not hoarding nuclear weapons?
Iran: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say
Sam:(bamboozled) So you admit to weaponize your missiles with nuke warheads?
Iran: On the contrary. I’m possibly more or less, not definitely rejecting the idea, that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where they shouldn’t probably be used. If that indeed wasn’t where they shouldn’t be. Even if they are where I knew they are could mean that I wouldn’t completely not know whether the missiles aren’t to be “nukenabled”. Got it? I combined the words ‘nukes’ and ‘enabled’ into a single word. I feel so German right now. Or not…
Sam:(frustrated) This is ridiculous. Stop it. Get outta here. F* you!
Iran: I will, thank you. With pleasure if I may add

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    29 September, 2009 at 00:06 Leave a comment

    Vijayadashmi, Not – Prices vs. People on Dusshera

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    28 September, 2009 at 15:25 8 comments

    Murphy Quacks # 04 – Fortune Favours the Lazy

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    27 September, 2009 at 19:45 1 comment

    Ukraine Stops Adoption by Queer Celebrity

    Elton John got kicked by Ukrainians on the balls (if there were any) when this vile excuse for a human tried to adopt a baby. Rod Liddle comments

    There are few people in Britain who view this latest adoption craze among celebs as thoroughly vile. A craze is what it seems to be; to non-celebs, though — and watching the public antics of Angelina and Brad, Madonna and now Sir Elton, you wonder if they are engaged in a giant high-stakes game of Top Trumps: my two cut-price Vietnamese brats beat your Malawian piccaninny, but I’ll raise you one with a little mite with HIV from Kiev, etc.

    When international celebs these days wish to acquire the sort of finely crafted accessory which might fulfil their emotional and spiritual needs, they head not to Prada and Gucci, but to the local orphanage. Sir Elton and his missus, David Furnish, were touring a Ukrainian orphanage when they chanced upon little Lev. They fell in love and simply had to have him – come on, you know how it is. Sod off, said the Ukrainians, you’re old and queer

    Ukrainians needed no recourse to the looney self-obsessed singer’s sexual preferences. They could have simply quoted one of his own lyrics back at him: Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, from one of the few songs he has written which may stand the test of time, “Rocket Man”. Wherever Elton John exists, it is certainly not here, and it is not in the Ukraine — it might as well be Mars, so fabulously alien is it to the rest of us, few as we are

    Finally, someone had to put a stop to this madness. It is refreshing to see that in East Europe that veneer of Western civility has not yet been imposed. In the process, they might have very well stopped a small, yet, inconsiderate human rights tragedy parading before our very eyes. Well done Ukraine. Now go save Africa.

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      26 September, 2009 at 12:56 3 comments

      Take a Rain Check – Word Play

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        25 September, 2009 at 12:56 Leave a comment

        Google, reCaptcha and Crowd Computing

        Google has acquired yet another startup. This time around however, they did not just buy a company but got something a lot more in the base bargain. By acquiring reCaptcha, Google acquired a “crowd computer” along the way as has been described here. For those who do not know about reCaptcha, you have no business being here but even to those who see those pesky little ‘enter the words you see in the image’ and understand what is happening in the background, it is only fair to keep them in the know. Technically, Captchas (short for Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart) are deliberately distorted words to augment existing OCR algorithms. Some quotes…

        Two words are always presented. The trick is that reCaptcha already knows one of the words, but wants you to help solve the other word. If enough people solve that other word similarly, the system gains confidence and now knows what that word reads. The second word is a typically smudged one that even the most complicated systems cannot solve. Or, they are just crowdsourcing OCR tasks to millions of people. Hence, reCaptcha is a “crowd computer”. reCaptcha’s utility is to provide spam protection AND help turning scanned books into searchable digital text in open domain

        Google clearly aims to apply reCaptcha for their books and newspaper digitization projects to help with the quality of their existing OCR (Optical Character Recognition). This now means you’ll also help Google’s efforts. reCaptcha mentions they’re serving 30 million Captchas daily and that generally, people spend roughly 10 seconds on a captcha – that’s quite some human computing power. Do the math. Assuming, a typical brains capacity is a few petaflops (on a focused task), this could very well be the beginning of the worlds most powerful and cleverest supercomputer!

        Who’s to say that in the future, we’ll not be solving other captcha tasks? Telling humans and bots apart and several other puzzles are tough for today’s AIs, but easy for humans. For instance, a captcha may show you a collection of a dozen images and ask you to click on all images showing a cat. For most images Google knows whether it’s a cat or not, but for one image, Google only suspects that it’s a cat based on keywords found on the same page the pic was hosted on. If many people click that picture, Google may gain confidence that it’s indeed a cat (or conversely that it isn’t)

        These are straightforward applications; even more power could be unleashed if any company figures out a possibility to break up bigger questions into easy humanly solvable chunks, which would – after being solved – be merged to form a deeper answer. Maybe at some point, people would be selling the computing cycles too. Not unlike how Amazon is selling cloud computing cycles. Else we’re slaves.

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          24 September, 2009 at 12:56 Leave a comment

          Multiple Intelligences – Sunflower Analogy

          Found a nice image that explains “multiple intelligences” (expounded by some Howard Gardner) using a nice sunflower analogy. Thanks to somebody for this…

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            23 September, 2009 at 23:54 4 comments

            I Support GMC Affordable Private Schools Initiative

            I have lived in the UK and suffer from a condition that can only be called “charity fatigue”. Like me, there are too many patients who think there are just too many people doing too many things to save too many people. But now that I am based in India and fairly well aware of 3rd world situations, I have to say that there is just too much misery and charities, NGOs, social enterprises et al. put together are nowhere near enough. So much so that I seriously thought about going into the non-profit sector myself and while I again got lost and overwhelmed by the sheer numerosity of it all, one organization stood out from the rest of the pack. It is ‘Gray Matters Capital’ which has been dabbling in an “Affordable Private Schools Initiative” for quite a while now. They have setup India operations and want to build an ecosystem connecting the stakeholders in the education domain viz. principals, investors, parents, teachers, students, media, educationists, volunteers, entrepreneurs, vendors etc. Of course, with a philanthropic ideology, GMC also maintains a wonderful portfolio. I wish someday I could be part of their efforts…

            One has to understand the problem (read the documents) of appalling state of schooling in India to understand what am talking about. So, I will take an analogy. Imagine this scenario. You are aware of a potholed stretch of road and complain about it. One day some outsiders come and start resolving this issue. What would you do? I would do as it says in the figure. Try to join them and try my best to spread the word. The former will take time but this is me doing the latter. Go support GMC.

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              22 September, 2009 at 23:46 1 comment

              Studies Show Feminism Benefits Men

              Maureen Dowd gives a long winding study to the eternal universal feeling that perhaps, women are getting unhappier and men happier ever since the advent of feminism (read, ‘I want a career, not children’). Her article makes for boring and whiny reading as most of her columns are and so, allow me to paraquote…

              In the early 1970s, breaking out of the domestic cocoon, leaving their mothers’ circumscribed lives behind, young women felt exhilarated and bold. But the more women have achieved, the more they seem aggrieved. Did the feminist revolution end up benefiting men more than women? According to the General Social Survey, which has tracked Americans’ mood since 1972, and five other major studies around the world, women are getting gloomier and men are getting happier. As Arianna Huffington points out in a blog post headlined The Sad, Shocking Truth About How Women Are Feeling: “It doesn’t matter what their marital status is, how much money they make, whether or not they have children, their ethnic background, or the country they live in. Women around the world are in a funk”. (The one exception is black women in America, who are a bit happier than they were in 1972, but still not as happy as black men which is another story)

              When women stepped into male-dominated realms, they put more demands – and stress – on themselves. If they once judged themselves on looks, kids, hubbies, gardens and dinner parties, now they judge themselves on looks, kids, hubbies, gardens, dinner parties – and grad school, work, office deadlines and meshing a two-career marriage. Choice is inherently stressful. The more important things that are crowded into their lives, the less attention women are able to give to each thing. Add this to the fact that women are hormonally more complicated and biologically more vulnerable. Another daunting thing: America is more youth and looks obsessed than ever, with an array of expensive cosmetic procedures that allow women to be their own Frankenstein Barbies. There is a newfound abundance of choices, even if those choices end up making us unhappier. A paradox, indeed.

              Phew! Thank God or more specifically, the Y Chromosome that I am a man for we can age in an attractive way while women are expected to replicate their 20s into their 60s. Greater prosperity has made men happier. And they are also relieved of bearing sole responsibility for their family finances. Men also tend to fare better romantically as time wears on. There are more widows than widowers, and men have an easier time getting younger mates. Who knew that being casual and unattached actually helps? It is so happy to be simple and more so, vice-versa.

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                21 September, 2009 at 21:40 Leave a comment

                Government to Media – Do Not Overplay Incidents

                In my short memory, as bad as it is, forced censorship is becoming somewhat of a repeating pattern. After the November terror attack last year, the media has been told once again not to overplay incidents that can bring up feelings of nationalistic fervour and jingoism. There are a bunch of topics here from the role of media to freedom of speech to governmental control to nanny state which are better handled in CWorks ways but here are some quotes from an article and a quick take…

                …Prime Minister Manmohan Singh told journalists that media reports were painting an inaccurate picture of conditions along India-China border and scotch swirling rumours…

                  …Home Ministry has decided to file an FIR against the two reporters of The Times of India who filed a story…

                  …National Security Advisor M.K. Narayanan urged the media to be restrained. General Kapoor appealed not to “overplay” issues that can promote enmity…

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                    20 September, 2009 at 22:28 2 comments

                    Fever Time – Water Supply Woes

                    Forget “Swine Flu”. It has kept the attention away from the actual fevers plaguing the state. People are falling sick like dead flies and are blaming the water supply. Surprised at how little attention is being given to this not untrue state of nation…

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                      19 September, 2009 at 21:36 Leave a comment

                      Hypocrisy on Austerity Drive

                      So said a pony-tailed, big-toothed guy who prances around in a customized Bentley in a rotten carrion article about the current austerity drive facade…

                      There is no reason as to why in a country, which has one of the highest number of people living below the poverty line, one of the largest number of people in the world who suffer from malnourishment and has probably one of the largest number of people in the world who suffer perennially from the miseries created by floods and droughts, the representatives of those people should have king-size lifestyles at taxpayers’ expense. Not just citizens, at this point of time when every business entity is suffering on account of the economic slowdown – and yet when one witnesses that the representatives of such a nation continue to indulge – then it is nothing short of blasphemy.

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                      18 September, 2009 at 00:03 Leave a comment

                      Different Suicides – Man and Fish

                      Silly take on the best laid suicide plans of men and fish…

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                        17 September, 2009 at 16:24 Leave a comment

                        Corrupt(ing) Anti-Corruption Bureau

                        It is always good to have some kind of corruption checks. Unfortunately, the “who is watching watchers?” question always pops up and so also this…

                        For the former, I recommend witnessing a dialogue between the protagonist and the anti-hero in the movie “Resurrecting the Champ“. Erik (played by Josh Hartnett) asks for ID from the Champ (played by Samuel Jackson) like a license – with name and photo. Champ asks how does the guy taking the photograph know who I am? Because I told him so. Getting where am getting at?

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                          16 September, 2009 at 16:03 Leave a comment

                          Burning Summer – Bheem takes Action

                          It has been pretty hot lately. Even for Bheem boy…

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                            15 September, 2009 at 17:23 Leave a comment

                            Shut-up with 9/11, Already

                            An article by Robert Liddle has this to say about adverts and 9/11 porn…

                            In common with most people, I loathe adverts and the people who make them, and there are no adverts more vile than those which are not for products but for charitable or political ends. On these occasions the advertisers add self-righteousness and suffocating political correctness to their more familiar faults of stupidity, condescension, pretension and a cringeworthy faux-daring. Both of the adverts I’ve referred to were attempting to make political or perhaps social points. The first was commissioned by the Brazilian branch of the World Wildlife Fund (although the organisation has subsequently disowned it) and showed scores of jet airliners poised to strike the twin towers of the World Trade Center.
                            The message they intended was, of course, that if you think 9/11 was a disaster, just think how many people are going to be killed through environmental catastrophe, not to mention those polar bears. The subtext was just as clear, though, and not very different: didn’t we all make a bit too much of a fuss about 9/11? After all, it was only a few thousand people killed – if they’d been Somalians or Iraqis there wouldn’t have been all this bother. It’s because they were affluent, spoiled, right-wing Yankees, who are not used to being attacked in their own country. Well, f*** them.

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                              14 September, 2009 at 19:31 1 comment

                              Zakir Hussain Wins Grammy

                              This happened earlier this year. Well done Zakir…

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                                13 September, 2009 at 16:07 Leave a comment

                                Pakistan in Control of Taliban – Yeah, Right

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                                  12 September, 2009 at 14:41 Leave a comment

                                  Story of My Siemens S25 Mobile Phone

                                  Was going through the trunk to find something when I found the remains of my first mobile phone – Siemens S25. It served me well for 3 or so years before a tapori move on my part broke it. Not very unlike this…

                                  More than the loss of the device which was substantial when compared to my salary in 2003 and its buying price, I was very pissed that I lost the numbers and messages. It had IR and came with a software suite but I was just too lazy to take backups. Ah, youth. That feeling of invincibility until we get served.

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                                    11 September, 2009 at 16:07 Leave a comment

                                    Recession, Prices, Drought etc. on 3rd World

                                    In a client meeting where inadvertently one participant is always fashionably late, we got talking of the effects of recession. I was surprised that Westerners are envious that 3rd world countries are not as affected by the recession as them. It got me thinking of why is it that countries like India have been resilient to the financial crisis and indeed, the skyrocketing prices and natural disasters like floods and drought that afflict these pathetic excuses of nations year after year. I doodled…

                                    Ever heard of the expression, “flogging a dead horse“? Well, that is the case here. When people are living below the poverty line, it does not matter if the line is pushed higher or lower. When people dont have jobs to begin with, it does not matter if jobs are lost. When people dont have the purchasing power to buy anything, it does not matter if prices increase. When people dont have shelter, it does not matter if it is flood or drought conditions. When people live in the gutter that is the case with 2/3rd+ of the world, it does not matter if it is a recession or some other fancy thing that people who make bonuses for failure are guilty of creating. Nothing that happens seems to affect these overpopulated masses. They are just immune to any hit. Life goes on. Life drags on. They survive. It is not a testament to the strength of human spirit but a salute to the human body. As the character says, pile on the misery as long as it is not death. The gutter goes deep into the abyss. Far deeper than anyone can fathom dawg. Bring it on!

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                                      10 September, 2009 at 12:21 Leave a comment

                                      Recovery Greenshoots – Drag Rain Clouds

                                      Word is economy is back in action. People are seeing greenshoots or something. But, consumer confidence and jobs are yet to recover. Feels as absurd as this…

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                                        9 September, 2009 at 17:45 Leave a comment

                                        Cat Wedding in a Liberal Country

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                                          8 September, 2009 at 12:04 Leave a comment

                                          Greedy Fish Jump – Moral Story

                                          Am sure there is a moral story somewhere in here…

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                                            7 September, 2009 at 18:11 Leave a comment

                                            Pathetic State of ICT@Schools – DC Subhani

                                            Many people dont know that there is an ICT@Schools scheme to flag 5000 government schools in Andhra Pradesh into the digital age. Each such computer lab has an installation budget of 5-Lakhs (or $10000) and a maintenance budget to match (another 5-Lakhs over 5 years). The tender was issued and awarded to the who’s who in the education sector like Educomp, NIIT, Everonn etc. with a central fund release of several crores of rupees and millions of dollars. One might say, it is wonderful or stupid, depending on your take if government schools require computer labs when they lack basic infrastructure and teachers but one always asks, when will it see the light of the day? The answer dear procrastinator is that money has been spent, tenders awarded, computers installed, millions stashed away in Swiss accounts of Babus and all that but the labs should have been operational yesterday and unsurprisingly so, this is where things are…

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                                              6 September, 2009 at 19:30 1 comment

                                              Getting Attention to Research Posters

                                              Dont know how these conference people do it. Have been off the research radar for a while but they still seem to stalk and invite me to conferences. The most recent one was a call for posters which reminded me of how I once actually did the following to get attention to my poster in a previous life…

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                                              5 September, 2009 at 19:02 Leave a comment

                                              Y S Rajsekhar Reddy – Sakshi Obituary

                                              Here is an obituary, or rather a political homage in imagery of the recently deceased Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh. Born in 1949 and dead in 2009 through a helicopter crash near Kurnool found after the most expensive man-hunt…

                                              This was published in the newsdaily, “Sakshi” run by his son, Jagan somebody who is being groomed to be the next CM. Be scared but back to the topic, interesting things here. YSR is depicted as the ‘rain man’ even after his death and recent drought, lest the public forget that it was he who precipitated the South-West monsoon in 2004. The schemes of “Rajiv Arogyasri” and “Indiramma Houses”, even if the India monarch family royale, had not donated a dime to deserve the use of their names in the schemes are subtly hinted at. The focus on a controversial dam project called “Polavaram” and thereby free hydel power to “Anna Daatha” (farmer) is fairly obvious. It is the vote bank in AP and indeed, most, if not all, India. All in all, very clever PR which they say, is more certain than death and taxes but we all know something dont we? The populace memory is short. We as species suffer from a serious bout of chronic selective amnesia. I’d give a week max to move on.
                                              Watching all the commotion of TV coverage of suicides and funerals but knowing a little better about the atrocities committed and corruption reign of YSR, all I can say is that death was once considered the great equalizer. These days, it is the best way to reconstruct a damaged reputation. Lionizing the dead isn’t just a cottage industry; it’s universal. The sins of the living are washed away in death, leaving behind a pristine corpse free of taint. The sullen are said to have been cheerful, the mute are labeled as gregarious, and the misanthropes are reported as bastions of charity and goodwill. Death indeed clears all debts.

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                                                4 September, 2009 at 15:52 2 comments

                                                USA is Friend of Islam

                                                So, the messiah (read, Barack Obama) is going out of his way to make Muslims hate USA less. But as per a recent incident involving a surname with Khan and airport security strip searching and other cases of racial profiling, the policy seems to be to tell Islamic named people to stay away and love USA from afar.
                                                Dont get me wrong. It is good that Obama is reaching out to the desert people, but unless he does the following, they will see it all as hypocrisy of third rate…

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                                                  3 September, 2009 at 16:24 Leave a comment

                                                  Encashing Gandhi – Ruhe, Melancholia and Fetishes

                                                  This is piece from Shiv Visvanathan, who calls himself a social scientist in some paper. In the article, he tells the story of Peter Ruhe, a German collector who roamed India befriending people who took photographs of Gandhi. Most of them were old stalwarts, forgotten and abandoned by a later generation. Most of these photographers were quietly middle-class and delighted to be befriended by a foreigner, conversant about Gandhi and interested in them. They were happy to part with the photographs for a small sum. One man was quietly cornering the market in Gandhian memorabilia, especially photographs. Ruhe now possesses a heritage of photographs aided by the Berne Convention which guarantees protection of artistic work making them prohibitively expensive now. At one level, one can be rational and say that Ruhe’s market instincts have contributed to the public good. As a society, we deface monuments, defile statues and are quite content to display our literacy on archaeological buildings. The craftsmen, the designers, the photographers who have kept our traditions alive are ignored, celebrated only if discovered by a foreign expert. At one level, one can be happy that Ruhe’s efforts saved these pictures from “oblivion” and the indifference of the current generation of Gandhians deep in dentures and mothballs.
                                                  Even Gandhians have been parasitic on the earnings from Gandhi as property. For all these years, Gandhi’s writings were copyrighted material, but as the copyright expires, it is up to us to be bold and Gandhian and declare Gandhi as a commons. It is time to invite the world to the celebration of Gandhi and stop treating the expiry of copyright as the great deficit. Once Gandhi becomes part of the world commons, we can start reinventing him again. I think the best words in this context were said by Fidel Castro. The youthful Castro once said, who would dream of a copyright of Quixote or Shakespeare. Who could dare think of patenting jazz? Unfortunately, such an obscenity is becoming an everyday event. World legacies are being transformed into property to be sold through the tourist trade or they become part of kitsch in the world of brands and souvenirs. Yet Gandhians keep silent as Ruhe appropriates their pictures. Is it “melancholia” or a frozen sadness, where a group is unable to mourn, but is caught in the immobility of a memory that neither redeems, liberates or invents. It is a lazy fetishism that reprimands others but refuses to do anything new. Memory is not just recollection. It is remembrance. It is a reinvention of an event and community and involves both individual biography and collective consciousness. One reinvents the social through acts of retelling. Gandhi is legacy, monument, history, memory. The sadness begins when he is treated as property. What gives Peter Ruhe the right to own and charge for photographs of Gandhi? My Answer: He is parasitic. He is foreigner. He is clever.

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                                                    2 September, 2009 at 18:41 Leave a comment

                                                    Festival and New Year Wishes – Relation Respirators

                                                    It was yet another festival in India the other week and I was yet again bombarded by “Happy X” kind of messages from family, colleagues, friends and sundry over email, SMS and phone which throws me off. Why do I have to be reminded that I should be happy on some day and horrors, celebrate it with gaudy new clothes, excess food and wasteful booze promoting crass consumer capitalist agenda? People who know me well should know that I dont believe in this shit but we will come back to that in a bit. People who dont know me all that well are tricky ones. Come on. How do you handle these messages? Think of two choices:
                                                    1) Ignore them at the risk of seeming rude
                                                    2) Reply lamely “Thanks and same to you”
                                                    No big prizes for guessing which one I go along with. Then there are some who call you. I mean, how do you respond to that? You definitely cannot ignore them. They are in your face, er, ear. As bad as this, if not more so, are facing people who sent you wishes messages (which you ignored) and awkardly getting asked/reminded if you got the email/SMS. In either case, I choose to weasel out and go “Oh uh, I, I, didn’t know you wished seriously. Were you really? Thanks” but what I really want to say is that it is none of your business of how I should spend some day chosen at random and conditioned with from early age. Let me be sad, cynical and scroogy. Humbug!
                                                    As for family and friends and their messages, it just seems to me that festivals serve some strange function. Here you have people who really dont have anything to talk and have not been doing so for quite a while (no news is good news) and the festival and the wishes messages it prompts is like this relationship respirator keeping these marginal and peripheral relationships alive. Why do we do this? Because we get to be nostalgic of how we had it good on this occassion in the past. People need this fix and strangely crave for this. It is very important for human beings to feel part of a community. But mostly, it is about path of least resistance and type in a few words every once in a while. Festivals provide that easy context.

                                                      [edit: 20100103] The thoughts apply to New Year madness too I guess. So, I had to change title and did a little dilly-dally re-formatting with an ode to Scrooge in place

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                                                      1 September, 2009 at 13:44 1 comment


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