Beauty Paegant Slavery Proof of Women Stupidity

25 August, 2010 at 19:27 Leave a comment

I will not apologize to the fairer sex in the readership for what I am about to say. I personally do not want to believe it but all of my observations and studies point to the inevitability that women are stupid. Some say it is just a matter of cubic capacity because women have smaller brains on average. Some point to the fact that the percentage of Nobel prize winners and CEOs even if we count the gender ratio after “liberation” is skewed unfavourably towards women. Some go as far as generalizing that it is intellectual inferiority that women are underpaid in just about any profession for the same job and exploited by men over millenia left, right, top, down and center with a parallel being how we are masters of cattle. I can neither confirm nor deny these claims but I have my own theory of why I think women are stupid. Case in point, the hundreds of thousands of beauty paegants and fashion shows happening all around the world as we speak: Ages, 1 and up. Horror! there are even beauty paegants for babies too? If a large group of people of a particular gender subject themselves to objectification and humiliation repeatedly and knowingly, I am sorry to say that particular gender is stupid. To be safe and to be clear, I am a honest misanthrope, not misogynist. I respect women as much as the other Barney.
Many people may point out that there are beauty paegants for men too but atleast they have done something like train and exercise to build muscle. What do these beauty queens do other than starve themselves and take courses to parrot the same old answers to same old questions year in and year out almost inevitably leading to the most moronic phrases ever, ‘make my country proud’ and ‘world peace’. The women who participate in these silly paegants are no morons and illiterates either like those women in 3rd world countries who are slaves to patriarchial families and religious thugs. Apparently, these ladies have degrees and hold jobs too when people who are far more smarter and prettier than them are unemployed and scratch a living toiling in burning sun and picking garbage. I fail to comprehend what is being evaluated anyway? All I see is judgments based on how these lasses look in bikinis and weird costumes and how to behave gracefully with etiquette and show spunk and personality. If so, how are these so-called liberated women any different from repressed women when they are told what to wear and how to behave? Is this not just slavery and conformance to dominating male standards by another name? I certainly think so and therein lies the proof that women are stupid so much so that they do not even know they are being stupefied and oppressed. Enough said but there we are not out of arguments and pointers. The one that takes the cake is how these women live with the titles all through their life which are absolutely stupid like Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss Earth etc. In all probability aliens in other parts of the universe will see us with the very eyes we see spiders and cockroaches and label us ugly and disgusting. Heck, the standards of beauty as defined by these beauty paegants viz. tall, fair, thin, cheeky etc. are considered outright ugly in many cultures on this very planet. How vain are the organizers to award the participants as Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss Earth etc. when if they are paraded over a good enough diverse sample, the consensus will be split and hardly unanimous. And what the heck is the difference between ‘world’ and ‘earth’ damn it? Just to be clear, I am no big fan of men either. We are stupid too for we consider it psychedelic to watch scantily dressed anorexic sick heavily made-up women walking on the ramp with empty looks on their faces. But relatively speaking, women are more stupid and participate in this male fantasy for a fistful of money, life of drugs eventually ending up as arm candy and trophy wives. I suppose that is the goal for many of these women which just gives more wood to the fire. There is a pattern here. First thing that empowered women do when they have been liberated in any society and country – Bhutan is a good example – is to objectify themselves by participating in beauty paegants and having sex with as many other people as they want playing straight into the hands of men who released the shackles for precisely this very reason. By doing this they create an elite structure alienating their sisters by sending them into a depression spiral when they cannot meet the difficult specifications of attractiveness. There is indeed truth to the adage that women are the enemies of women. Summae, gender war has truly been lost.

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