Australian Big Dick, Atanu and Sex Lives of Indians

30 December, 2009 at 01:10 1 comment

Met an old mate at shuttle court and being an ex-NRI USA return, he inadvertantly asked, “Wassup?” in Budweiser tone (you know the commercial of an alien going back to the galactic council?). I answered nothing. He asked me how Atanu Dey was doing and if I talked to him recently. I asked why. He said Atanu’s rants are getting quite heated, paranoid and bubbling with hatred of Indians, Government, Muslims and Islam. He showed off his latest gadget and showed latest tweets and posts. I had to agree but let us not digress from topic. While playing around ‘Asian Correspondent’, we came across, “Tiny Penises to Blame” by Mr. Beck of Perth, Australia which references the “Indians Don’t Like Sex and Don’t Have Sex” article by Atanu Dey. I present the penis article by the dick in question in all its nudity…

A really interesting post from Atanu Dey about sex lives of Indians. See folks, the problem here is those tiny little Indian penises:

Survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indians. Study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms

Australians both enjoy sex and engage in it often. Massive they are.

I wanted to write a comment but could not because the ‘security code’ thing at AC seems to be broken. I saw it as a sign because I don’t believe in leaving comments when I maintain a blog. So, here we are. First of all, the Atanu article was not about penises at all. In fact the title is what one calls a sensationalist attention-grabbing sleight-of-hand bucket of text meant to mislead because the first para reads, “That, dear boys and girls, is clearly not so. First of all, the storks did not deliver the babies that go on to make up the 1.2 billion population. There aren’t that many storks in the world. Clearly Indians do have sex and I am certain that some even like it.” So, the joke is clearly on Mr. Beck of Perth, Australia. I however salute him for the BBC story although it is rather pretty obvious. Indians are small people compared to first world countries because of decades of slavery, exploitation, suffering, and malnutrition. No masters, except USA who bred blacks for their athletic attributes wants to see slaves beefing up under cruel sado-occupational rule. If the condom sizes sync with Africans who are much worse off economically it is because blacks have bigger sticks than other races. Seems like what Indians lack in size, they make up for it in virility, numerosity, frequency and stamina which according to any other research is what really matters. Moving away from size and to the point of liking sex, if there is any truth to Indians not having enough sex then we can see a correlation with culture and marriage which we all know suck the sex drive. No matter what, the joke is yet once again on Mr. Beck of Perth, Australia. I wanted to blast the dripping ignorance, superiority complex and blatant racism but then I realized that well, the big dick (quite literally) seeing the penis size link I suppose in an article which is entirely off-topic and side-footed, is the classic anthropological principle/bias at play here i.e. humans tend to see what they want to see. As for size comparision and flaunting of his Australian sausage (how insecure are we?), when it comes to men individually or as nations, it all about who has biggest dick. (cue: “Six Feet Under”)

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. PAUL GOLDSTON  |  21 May, 2011 at 08:40

    WELL I’M PART AFRO-AMERICAN AND PART PORTUGUESE
    AND MY COCK IS OVER 8.5 INCHES AND SOME MEN ARE AFARID THAT I’LL BUST THEIR RECTUM WIDE OPEN .
    NO PUN INTENDED .

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