Twatter – Because People Talk Shit – Twitter Parody

15 October, 2009 at 00:14 2 comments

Finally, someone with balls built it. Twatter (from irreprisible Brits) has finally come –

A service for twats who think other people give a fuck about the small twattish, mundane detail of their sad, socially impotent lives or who simply believe that what they have to say should be spread across the globe because they want to be a major fucking twat – all by asking the ‘simple’ question: What The Fuck Are You Doing? Some twat testimonials from twats who tried the service…

Great name and I can tell everybody what I’m fucking doing in my life.

I’ve developed an over-inflated sense of self-importance and glow smugly.

Incredibly useful (if you glue a brick to your head and jump in a lake)

If you try to register/login, you are a twat and will get a 404 error. Parody apart, I really feel for Twitterers. The only other people who get more of my sympathies are followers. Very important for human beings to feel they are popular and well-liked amongst a large group of people that they have no interest in. That I understand. But followers, well, they are at a different level of pathetic. Enough said, you twats.

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Entry filed under: Computers/ICT, Silly-Point, Stand-Up, WebXP.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Lovely twat  |  21 October, 2010 at 00:21

    It’s http://www.twat.me.uk not twatter.me.uk as you have written.

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    • 2. sriks6711  |  30 October, 2010 at 14:44

      Done

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